Hell Comes to Flavortown

🔥🍔 A cherry-red, vintage Camaro flies through the gates of hell. *whoosh* Its driver, an infernal demon, has a badass bowling shirt, a truly wicked pair of sunglasses, and super cool tattoos! His platinum blonde hair, meticulously spiked, remains motionless despite the speed. 🍔🔥“Hi I’m Guy SCIERY, and we’re rolling out! Queue the Rockabilly Music!”

On October 28th, 6 PM “Hell Comes to Flavortown” we’re crankin’ up the gasps for the ultimate Halloween rager! Get ready to taste flavors that’ll punch your taste buds in the face, with Boy Howdy Burgers and Mount Patisserie donuts! Then dance to beats from DJ Bridal Parti Bucardii that’ll pump you up, and step into GUY SCIERY’s lair, filled with epic Halloween decor that’ll freak you out, bruh. It’s gonna be DONKEY SAUCE!

🎨🖌️ PAINTING RAFFLE FROM Amar Stewart: Enter to win a one of a kind 30×30 painting from Amar Stewart.

🎃 COSTUME CONTEST: Dress to impress! Guy SCIERY’s watchin’, and the winner takes home the ultimate $100 CASH prize!

🍺SPOOPY BEER RELEASES: Murder Mansion DIPA, The Hustle is Dead WCIPA, and the return of CRAB RANGOON Cheesecake Sour!

🔥 So, frost your tips, ’cause you’re in for the most epic Halloween bash of your life! 

🎃🔥🍔🍩💪