DSSOLVR PRESENTS:

Give ‘Em Hell or Cry Trying

Super Emo Valentine’s Weekend

Kicking off with
EMO NIGHT – FEB 10th starting at 6PM

EMO NIGHT IS BACK, YA SAD BADDIES!

Kicking off Friday, February 10th at 6:00pm, the return of the most lugubrious night in Asheville. DSSOLVR’s Annual Emo Valentine’s Party.

You sit in your office chair in your tattered Bright Eyes shirt feeling unfulfilled by the monotony of your normie routine. The tediousness of your daily tasks can be overwhelming, and the only thing that brings you joy is your love of music…music that you keep hidden because your partner considers it “just meat and potatoes”. 

You long for the days when music was a source of energy and excitement, like the days of Warped Tour! Concerts that made you feel something! Those days seem so distant now. Don’t worry, there is hope! Are you ready to reclaim the simple joys of the past? The time before everyone had a podcast, before the nonstop severe weather storms, and before the price gouging of eggs (WHATSUP WITH THAT, JERRY?!)! 

Come join us, fellow suburbanites of the mid-2000’s, as we adorn our helmet hair, learn simple guitar chords, and sing our favorite songs. 

Featuring:
-Your Favorite DSSOLVR EMO beers
-Scream your heart out with XZaneInsaneX @zanebuchholz blasting all the angsty hits
-Carbo-load with the “Defender of Authentic Emo” @calicopizzaco
-Permanently damage yourself with an Art Popup by @heiditattoo of @rememberme
-“Fifty black slicked-back-hair wigs” for our SAD AF Selfie Booth
-Limited Edition Emo shirts (pre-order now available)
-L.G. FUAD Jello Shots
-Event badges
-Probably more stuff if that wasn’t enough

😭💀🏈💀😭💀🏈💀😭💀🏈💀😭💀🏈💀😭💀🏈💀😭💀🏈💀😭

Join Team Sad at our
BIG GAME PARTY – FEB 12th starting at 6PM

Then on Sunday the 12th let the GAMES begin! Be part of the team, as we watch the BIG GAME on our brand new 65” tv’s, and our super 150” projector. @masterbbqavl will be here starting at 6pm with all the awesome food to tackle your hunger!

JUST REMEMBER TO GIVE ‘EM HELL or 😭 trying
XxDSSOLVRxX