Four Feet to Hell- Hotdog Eating Competition

FOR IRON GUTS AND GLIZZY GLORY!
Welcome, Brave Challengers, to the DSSOLVR Inferno! 🔥🌭🌭🌭🌭🔥
Prepare yourselves for the ultimate test of courage and gluttony as you embark on the journey to claim your GLIZZY GLORY. Are you daring enough to traverse the FOUR FEET to HELL? That’s right—FOUR FOOT LONG HOTDOGS, ONE GERMAN PILS, and one chance to emerge as the FOUR FEET to HELL CHAMPION!
The Challenge:
All Eaters will battle against the relentless HELL CLOCK. You must devour your dogs and chug your PILS in under 6 minutes and 66 seconds (EMPTY MOUTH EMPTY CAN). Succeed, and your epic feat will be immortalized on our Wall of Flames.
The Prize:
The fastest challenger to conquer their Hell Dogs and drain their German PILS will be crowned, celebrated, and hailed as the FFtH Champion. The Champion will bask in unimaginable prestige and seize the top prize! Fear not, for we also honor the valiant 2nd and 3rd place contenders. Should there be a tie, prepare for the ultimate showdown—a tie-breaking game of FLIP CUP.
Enter if you dare, and may the bravest soul claim their place in the fiery halls of legend! 🔥🌭🌭🌭🌭🔥
ONLY YOU CAN BECOME OUR NEXT CHAMPION!
Join us on National Hotdog Day Wednesday, July 17th, at 6:00 PM as we cheer on some of the most ambitious and insatiable challengers. With more prizes and more contestants, and more hot diggity dogs! This year’s Four Feet to Hell is gonna be hella STUFFED!
Our Challengers start their voyage to HELL at 7 PM SHARP!
Contender ticket includes:
Four Feet to Hell limited edition shirt
4 x Foot Long Hell Dogs from Chop Shop
1 German Pils
1 can of Four Feet to Hell to-go
$5 of your ticket will be donated to Manna Food Bank
A chance at Glizzy Glory!
Prizes:
1st place: FOUR FEET TO HELL CHAMPION
Name listed on FFtH Championship Belt
Your Name & Picture on the next can of Four Feet to Hell
Your Picture on Top of the Wall of Flames
$100 DSSOLVR Gift Card
1 DSSOLVR Shirt of Choice
1 DSSOLVR Hat of Choice
1 DSSOLVR Glass of Choice
Named FFtH Champion!
2nd place:
$50 DSSOLVR Gift Card
1 DSSOLVR Shirt of Choice
1 DSSOLVR Glass of choice
Your Picture on the Wall of Flames
3rd place:
$40 Gift Card
1 DSSOLVR Glass of choice
Your Picture on the Wall of Flames
Beat the Hell Clock:
Your Picture on the Wall of Flames
SCRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
A bald eagle screeches off in the distance, as you run a comb through your slicked back mullet. The sun beating down against the old western road, where twenty paces north stands The Devil himself shrouded in shadow holding four FOOT LONG HOTDOGS. Armed with a squeeze bottle of mustard holstered to your side, beads of sweat begin to drip from your hand and evaporate before hitting the dust-covered brick. The devil smirks and says “ARE YOU READY… TO GO BACK (pause for dramatic effect) TO HELL!!!”
That’s right! The fourth iteration of “Four Feet to Hell” is finally here! This July 17th at 7pm sharp we will watch our fearless glizzy-warriors stretch their tummies and loosen their belts, because our annual charity hotdog eating competition is BACK. Our competitors will battle it out to devour four foot-long hotdogs in a jaw-breaking race to finish in under 6 minutes and 66 seconds! The fastest warrior to do so will be hailed as our new 2024 Four Feet to Hell Champion.
Plus our resident nocturnal glizzy-slingers Night Dogs will be cooking up badass dogs both regular and vegan for everyone here to enjoy the show! And you know we’ve got your suds ready to go with beer specials from DSSOLVR and surreal cocktails from VOWL.
When the first bird flies in the sky, when the first beast roars, when an eagle soars over the mountains when the wolf howls at the moon, only then will there be a true 2024 champion of “FOUR FEET TO HELL”